| Date | 16 August 2025 @ 1PM HST (really PST but we always run late) |
| Hares: | Homad & FiveFingerFuckTruck |
| Location: | 1000 Pacific Grove Ln, Pacific Grove, CA 93950 |
On Saturday the 16th of August, we’re taking it deep—deep into the pink-feathered jungle of Pacific Grove, Pebble Beach, and Asilomar, where every bend hides a bush and every bush hides a bad decision.
🦩 THEME: Flamingos & Floaties Feathers, beaks, blow-up animals, crotchless swimwear. If it makes your neighbors uncomfortable, you’re doing it right.
🌊 THE TRAIL: A scenic ass-blasting of beautiful coastline, questionable terrain, and enough slippery footing to make you rethink your sobriety. Might be A-to-A. Might be A-to-orgy. You won’t remember.
🕐 WHEN: Saturday, 16AUG25
Show time: 1300
Hounds away: 1330 (AKA, the exact moment your dignity dies.)
🍑 HARES: Homad & FiveFinger —Two hares. Four cheeks. Unlimited poor decisions.
📍 START LOCATION: Casa de Homad (1000 Pacific Grove Ln, Pacific Grove, CA 93950) (Just follow the smell of lube, sweat, and regret.)
🍻 ON-AFTER: The Grill at Point Pinos Come for the drinks, stay because you’re banned from Uber.
💋 SPECIAL INSTRUCTIONS: Lube your thighs, inflate your bird, and hydrate like you plan to sweat out shame. There may be glitter. There may be blow-up doll CPR.
💦 Miss this trail and you’ll regret it harder than drunkenly texting your ex from the circle.