Trail #241: The Annu-ANAL Turkey Trot

Date 08 November 2025 @ 1PM HST (really PST but we always run late)
Hares: Sticky Dick & Just Felix
Location: 100 Vía Paraiso, Monterey

GOBBLE GOBBLE 🦃🦃, ya wanks! The leaves are falling, our gravvvy is thick, and these hares are lookin for someone to get stuffed! the annu-ANAL Turkey Trot🏃‍♀️🏃 returns and it’s serving up gratitude with sides of poor decisions and regret!

This A-to-A trail guarantees scenic vistas, beers that floweth from cornucopias, and basting in honor of the Master himself. It’s a moderate trail with some dirt, pavement pounding, and a challenge or two to help justify thirds at the potluck (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE).

Hash attire, such as pilgrim chic or anything that says “I’m thankful…for beer,” is encouraged but not required.

Afterwards, cum and get stuffed (told you we would do it) at the best on-after of the year!

Sign up for your favorite dish, MASH 😏🥔together a hefty plate, and if you get the wishbone, pavement may not be the only thing you’ll be pounding that day 🍆😉

Hares: Sticky Dick and Just Felix

When: Saturday Nov 22, 2025

Showtime: 1300

Go Time: 1330

Location: 100 Vía Paraiso, Monterey, CA 93940 (Via Paraiso Park) - (Parking lot located off Via Gayuba and a short walk from the On-After)

Hash Cash: $10

On-After: Sticky’s House (near the ON-IN)

On-After Potluck Sign-up: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1iu6rQasd6zTAX6_t-tvwdvegKGMygb1j2k75JI49cYU/edit?usp=sharing