Trail #235: May the 4th: Revenge of the Hash

HASH #235 MAY THE 3RD: REVENGE OF THE HASH 🔥🪐

The Clone Wars are ending, darkness rises… and next Saturday, so shall we.

Whether you’re still loyal to the crumbling Republic or you’ve pledged yourself to the New Order, it’s time to embrace your destiny. Join us on a trail through Paolo Corona Regional Park—where Jedi will fall, Wookiees will sweat, and only the strong in the Force (or beer) will survive.

🌌 The Trail: We’re leaping through hyperspace to the volcanic terrain of Paolo Corona. A-to-A trail, low shiggy, and friendly to both droids and beasts (a.k.a. dogs). The Force will guide your steps—unless you’re on the dark side, in which case, enjoy the chaos.

🖤 Dress Code: This isn’t a time for balance—choose your allegiance. Don your Jedi robes, Sith cloaks, Clone armor, or Imperial officer blues. Blasters, lightsabers, and Sith eyes encouraged. Or say screw it and go full Wookiee.

🗓 When: Saturday, 03 MAY

1300 (Show Time)

1330 (Order 66… Go Time)

🐾 Hares: Darth Facial, Wookie Mistake, and O-ben-wa Kenobi — guiding you on a trail so treacherous, even Mustafar would say, “that’s a bit much.”

📍 Where: Spaceport (Trailhead) ⬇

🍻 On-After: Catalina Coordinates (Running Iron, Carmel Village)

Miss it and you’re more useless than a midichlorian count.